White coat. Heels.
I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
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