Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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