You can't special order awesome
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
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Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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