the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
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I need you to use more vowels.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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