so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
We are all done wearing pants today
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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