weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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