I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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