The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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