Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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