singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
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