so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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