just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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