I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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