God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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