the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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