I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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