So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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