If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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