did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
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