No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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