do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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