Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
Randomize
