This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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