Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
I'm passing your future prison.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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