idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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