i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
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