Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
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