i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
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