if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I'm in a cab, in a strange city, and my driver looks like he's going to eat me. My facebook password is **** I want you to have the one thing I hold dearest to my heart.
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
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