Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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