I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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