in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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