I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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