My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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