What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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