seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
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