Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
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