you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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