How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
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