This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
Too much gin, very little bucket
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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