Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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