I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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