well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
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