everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
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