so explain again why im purple
no
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
Randomize
