Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
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