your room smells of hookers.
And success
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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