Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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