You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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