i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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