Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
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