Got a toothbrush?
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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