I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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